We've all seen the giant beer towers doing the rounds for the Euro's - now it seems it's time for pornstar martini towers to have their moment.
They've just gone on sale at a former Hull nightclub called The Piper, which can be found on the popular Newland Avenue in the west of the city.
The 3-litre pornstar martini towers at The Piper / Image: The Piper
Before the pandemic, it was a well-loved local nightclub haunt but during the past year, it has restyled itself as a daytime bar and beer garden with great success.
"Your wish is our command..." the bar teased out to Facebook as it revealed a photo of its new 3-litre tall pornstar martini towers to huge fanfare.
Just like with beer, the pornstar martini cocktail tower comes with its own dispenser and glasses ready for you to serve yourself at your table.
Customers at The Piper enjoying their serlf-serivce cocktail towers / Image: THe Piper
As well as looking amazing, the cocktail towers here are surprisingly cheap - a 3-litre tank will set you and the squad back just £24.96.
We've just quickly done the maths on that, and it works out that you'll get roughly 23 pornstars out of a round - making them just over £1 each. Not too shabby.
The outside seating at The Courtyard, The Piper's rebranded beer garden space / Image: The Piper
If you're not a pornstar martini fan (they can be very sweet) there's also a whole load of other cocktails available in the 3-litre towers. Choices range from Woo Woo, Sex on the Beach, Long Island Iced Tea and a pink gin spritz.
Alternatively, the bar is also still serving beer towers - so if you're just after something simple, you can always opt for one of those instead.
As well as drinks in towers, there's also a load of classic cocktails that can be ordered individually like espresso martinis, cheeky vimtos, zombies, mojitos and more.
There's also a pretty decent food menu to help you keep going - think pizzas loaded with the likes of smoked salmon and fennel, tacos, BBQ chicken or pepperoni, big fat burgers of every description, plus some wholesome salads and chunky chips on the side. Sounds perfect.
To find out more and book your table for one of these epic pornstar martini towers, follow The Piper on social media here.
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Get Baked’s viral ‘Bertha’ cake has a sister on the way – and she sounds just as cheeky
She's big, she's green and she's ready to ruin your figure.
A lot of you will have seen the viral ‘Bertha’ cake by Leeds born beloved sweet treat specialists Get Baked.
They recently opened another site in Manchester's Northern Quarter, where queues literally formed round the block of hungry punters wanting to get their hands on the infamous sugary treats.
And now it's going to happen all over again, as they've recently unveiled their newest flavour which is sure to go down a storm.
We’ll give you a hint: it’s a current food and drink trend that’s about as big as Bertha herself – it’s not matcha, it’s not hot honey (duh), and it’s not Guinness…
Images: Get Baked
Yes—scratch that; HELL YES!Get Baked is set to welcome Bertha’s equally beautiful twin sister, and she’s officially a pistachio girlie.
Having started out life simply as ‘Bruce’, after taking inspiration from the iconic scene from Matilda, this thing has become a phenomenon in its own right, and who doesn’t like more flavours of a good thing?
Probably one of the biggest foodie crazes going at the minute, thanks to the popularity of pistachio cream, cookies, lattes and the similar social media sensation that is the ‘Dubai Pistachio Bar' people are rather fittingly going nuts for this particular flavour of almost absolutely anything.
With that in mind, the Leeds-born bakery and dessert shop – founded by Rich Myers over in Headingley back in 2011 – have shown no hesitation in hopping on the bandwagon and creating a new twist on their own viral menu item.
Teasing the full details in a post on their Instagram this week, they wrote: “What’s big, green, and is going to destroy your life in a couple of weeks’ time? Pistachio Bertha. Strictly limited to 5,000 slices. Coming oh so soon. GB.”
In case you were wondering just how mad those with a sweet tooth could possibly go for a slice of cake, just look at the recent queues when they finally launched in Manchester city centre:
Speaking on the grand opening here on our turf and his partner Amy’s hometown, Myers said simply: “Manchester, what a launch. Thanks for much for the warm welcome. Stay baked.”
Leeds Tattoo Expo to return to the First Direct Arena for 10th anniversary
Clementine Hall
The tenth annual Leeds Tattoo Expo will showcase some of the best in tattooing both local and internationally.
If you fancy getting yourself a fancy new bit of ink, then look no further than the iconic Leeds Tattoo Expo that will be returning to the First Direct Arena this June.
Taking place on Saturday 7 and Sunday 8 June 2025, over 200 tattooists and 70 traders will be flocking to the city to show off their skills.
And not only that, but there’ll also be a whole host of market traders for you to browse as well as live music to have a boogie to.
The artists will be tattooing with options for both pre-booked appointments and walk ups available throughout the weekend.
Image: Leeds Tattoo Expo
There will also be a piercer, tooth gems and a henna artist ready to adorn your body.
Alongside getting tattooed, there’s plenty to do and to see over the whole weekend; there'll be an alternative drawing class, an illustrators market with kids’ workshops provided by Art Gecko, an art fusion event on the main stage, burlesque performances and competitions, a small vintage clothing pop-up, fire breathing and break dancing demonstrations in the square outside the arena.
The annual tattoo competitions will also be taking place each evening, where tattooists showcase their work to a panel of judges, sponsored by Killer Ink!
To celebrate Leeds Tattoo Expo's tenth anniversary, they'll be hosting a Pre-Party at Belgrave Music Hall on Thursday 5 June which is a completely free entry event complete with live music and free pizza.
You can find out more about the event and book your tickets here via the First Direct Arena's website.
Georgina Pellant -
13th July 2021 
